I don’t usually like mixing my porn with my Saturday morning cartoons, but hey every once in a while…
Get a cat and a bird and give them fun names. Like maybe the cat is fat and has puke-colored fur so you name him Barfield and the bird tweets non-stop so you name him Tweety Bird. Fun. So then, the cat- hold up let’s make the cat black and white and we’ll call him Sylvester- the cat will- hold up again, let’s trim the fat on the cat- ok so the cat will constantly attempt to eat the bird, but he always runs into misfortune. Oh and I forgot to mention that the cat should have a speech impediment. Fuck man, this does seem a bit hard to pull off. Ok, the bird is now a dumb dog named Odie. That works. The cat is fat again and color him orange. We’ll call him Barfield again. Well, what do you suggest? Fine, GARFIELD makes thaaaat much more sense¡ Anyway, Garfield loves to snowboard and hates anchovies. Fuck you! This is brilliant! What are you gonna do, have a lazy cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays? Yeah like the world is ready for that again! Whatever, you’re on your own, they’re your pets anyway.
